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1. Follow him everywhere.
2. Whenever he gives out a detention in class yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
3. Get the Death Eater mark and say to Snape "Look we match!"
4. When Snape starts speaking go "OMG! It's that terrorist from Die Hard!"
5. Ask Snape if he's anti-depressant.
6. Ask if he's a vampire.
7. Ask him does he ever change his clothes.
8. Put a "CAUTION WET FLOOR" on his desk.
9. Give him shampoo.
10. Tell him that Filch accidently swallowed some lust potion (the object of which being Snape).
11. Tell Snape that Filch wants to have a freesome with him and Mrs. Norris.
12. Next time he glares at you just hug him (extra points if he freaks out).
13. Read in his class (and make sure he knows) all the Slash fictions of him and James.
14. Next time he's mean, ask him if he's on a period.
15. Tell him that McGonagall wants to snog him.
16. Ask him how he's feeling.
17. Put him a room filled with fan-girls.
18. Tell him that Lucius has a crush on him.
19. Hide an alarm clock in his room that will go off at 2:00 am.
20. Ask Snape if he's heard of the "Song that Never ends".
21. Sing the "Song that Never ends".
22. Spike his drink just before breakfast.
23. When he tells you to stop singing, tell him that you've got a charm on yourself and it can only be broken if he kisses you. It must be a proper kiss.
24. Tell him you think Slytherin sucks.
25. Pass a note to Harry when he's walking by and watch his face turn red when he reads it out loud.
26. When he storms off go "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS SEVERUS?! IT'S YOUR BABY!" Hide in a really good spot when he chases you.
27. Tell him that you're his lost daughter/son. When he doesn't believe you, hand him DNA tests.
28. Ride on his back whenever he leaves for the Death Eaters or the Order.
29. Skip the next potions class.
30. Ask him if his Bogart is shampoo.
31. Send him Dobby for a Christmas present.
32. Give him anonymously chocolates that have been charmed to love you. Tell him anonymously that they should been eaten just before potions class.
33. Take photos during that lesson and send them to the papers, Death Eaters, the Order and post them around Hogwarts.
34. Ask him if he's ever heard of Joe's song from "Help I'm a Fish!"
35. Sing Joe's song from Help I'm a Fish.
36. Don't pay attention to his class.
37. When he calls you a know-it-all, tell him you want it.
38. Try to hold his hand.
39. Ask him if he's goth.
40. Ask him if he's emo.
41. Post around school "Snape is the best teacher ever!"
42. Dance on his table.
43. Place CTV cameras in his bedroom.
44. Giggle during his classes.
45. Wink at him whenever he walks by.
46. Beg for him to dance with you at the Yule Ball. It doesn't matter if you're a boy, it would freak him out more.
47. Tell him that when you look in the mirror an image of you and Snape married always comes up. Yet again doesn't matter if your a boy.
48. Hide a Blast-ended skrewt under his desk.
49. Have a water bomb fight in his class.
50. Give him the list…
1. Follow him everywhere.
2. Whenever he gives out a detention in class yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
3. Get the Death Eater mark and say to Snape "Look we match!"
4. When Snape starts speaking go "OMG! It's that terrorist from Die Hard!"
5. Ask Snape if he's anti-depressant.
6. Ask if he's a vampire.
7. Ask him does he ever change his clothes.
8. Put a "CAUTION WET FLOOR" on his desk.
9. Give him shampoo.
10. Tell him that Filch accidently swallowed some lust potion (the object of which being Snape).
11. Tell Snape that Filch wants to have a freesome with him and Mrs. Norris.
12. Next time he glares at you just hug him (extra points if he freaks out).
13. Read in his class (and make sure he knows) all the Slash fictions of him and James.
14. Next time he's mean, ask him if he's on a period.
15. Tell him that McGonagall wants to snog him.
16. Ask him how he's feeling.
17. Put him a room filled with fan-girls.
18. Tell him that Lucius has a crush on him.
19. Hide an alarm clock in his room that will go off at 2:00 am.
20. Ask Snape if he's heard of the "Song that Never ends".
21. Sing the "Song that Never ends".
22. Spike his drink just before breakfast.
23. When he tells you to stop singing, tell him that you've got a charm on yourself and it can only be broken if he kisses you. It must be a proper kiss.
24. Tell him you think Slytherin sucks.
25. Pass a note to Harry when he's walking by and watch his face turn red when he reads it out loud.
26. When he storms off go "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS SEVERUS?! IT'S YOUR BABY!" Hide in a really good spot when he chases you.
27. Tell him that you're his lost daughter/son. When he doesn't believe you, hand him DNA tests.
28. Ride on his back whenever he leaves for the Death Eaters or the Order.
29. Skip the next potions class.
30. Ask him if his Bogart is shampoo.
31. Send him Dobby for a Christmas present.
32. Give him anonymously chocolates that have been charmed to love you. Tell him anonymously that they should been eaten just before potions class.
33. Take photos during that lesson and send them to the papers, Death Eaters, the Order and post them around Hogwarts.
34. Ask him if he's ever heard of Joe's song from "Help I'm a Fish!"
35. Sing Joe's song from Help I'm a Fish.
36. Don't pay attention to his class.
37. When he calls you a know-it-all, tell him you want it.
38. Try to hold his hand.
39. Ask him if he's goth.
40. Ask him if he's emo.
41. Post around school "Snape is the best teacher ever!"
42. Dance on his table.
43. Place CTV cameras in his bedroom.
44. Giggle during his classes.
45. Wink at him whenever he walks by.
46. Beg for him to dance with you at the Yule Ball. It doesn't matter if you're a boy, it would freak him out more.
47. Tell him that when you look in the mirror an image of you and Snape married always comes up. Yet again doesn't matter if your a boy.
48. Hide a Blast-ended skrewt under his desk.
49. Have a water bomb fight in his class.
50. Give him the list…
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Ways to annoy Severus Snape
As many ways as i can think of to annoy the Snape beast plus if you can think of anymore leave them in your comments below and if they're good i'll add them in the next one.
1. Whenever he walks by put your back against the nearest wall look around suspiciously hum the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
2.When he starts to hand out detention jump up in the air waving your hands screaming "Pick me! Pick me!"
3.When Snape starts speaking in class yell"no no it's those voices again!
4. WHile handling potentally lethal potions walk up to him and ask if he has any anti-depressants
5.Tell Snape that Lucius is in love with him
6.When he asks a q
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Ways to Annoy Severus Snape
Hug him. Say you were on strict instructions from Dumbledore to do it.
Shout da da da dum whenever he passes by or enters a room.
Look terrified and leave the hall ANYTIME he picks up his spoon at mealtimes.
Dress like him and dye your hair black. Refer to yourself as 'mini-snape'.
When he leans down to inspect your work - Grab your wand, place the tip of it directly between his eyes and shout 'Lumos!'
Ask him why he saved Harry Potter. Ask him every day.
Clap noisily when he finishes telling someone off.
Hide in his chambers at night. Wake him up by jumping up and down on his bed shouting 'Rise and Shine Professor!'
When he leans tow
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For Severus
My Love for you will not be understood
By those who have never seen a raven's feather
Glisten in the winter moonlight
Or those that have not seen ice melt
At the mere touch of a warm hand
Those that fear the darkness in your eyes
Do not know that on a starless night
The stars are just behind the clouds
Not failing to bestow their light
And they have never found a treasure
In the depth of a tenebrous cavern
Or seen behind a hideous mask
The wondrous sight of silent, hidden beauty
My Love for you will not be understood
And it was never meant to be
It is but a secret kept by the dungeons
And remains, like you, a mystery
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Hehe I'm so evil >
I'd personally do all of these, except for the fan-girl one because he's mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd personally do all of these, except for the fan-girl one because he's mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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